To understand the Courteous Ninjas is to truly understand music for all it is. Furthermore, once you have succumbed to the awesome power of the the Ninjas, you will only then actually begin to enjoy life.
Here is the story:
In the late 1960s, the world's super heroes really sucked. They did nothing and crime was rampant. Also at this time a group of young men were faced with a decision. One, they could enter the music industry, dominate it, and produce some of the finest music the Western world would ever know or, two, they could pick up the slack for all the suck-ass superheroes of the world and rid the world of crime once and for all.
I think we all know the story from there: the world was, as a result of the Ninja's selfless sacrifice, rendered crime free.
In the late 1990s, a prominent record exec approached the aging Courteous Ninjas, long since retired from the superhero game, with an offer to reclaim what was rightfully theirs: three decades of rock.
Much to the chagrin of the other subservient musicians of the world, the Ninjas were still good. Really good. Really really good.
The Ninjas were so good, in fact, that practice would have actually hurt their performances. Finding no real need to master the music that was as natural as the crime-free air that surrounded them, the Ninjas produced the critically acclaimed, undisputed best music ever.
Led by their dynamic lead vocalist, Lance Manyon, the Ninjas also consisted of Hal Crotchborne on the drums, Capt. Major Moto (Ret.) on bass, and the dueling powerhouse guitars of Coitus Maximus and Maximillion Power. For a short time, they had a keyboard player, but no one remembers his name - not even the keyboard player.
Prepare to be rocked. Hard!
THE NINJAS master "SMOKE ON THE WATER" (
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THE NINJAS master "JUKE BOX HERO" (
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THE NINJAS master "CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE" (
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THE NINJAS master "BLITZKRIEG BOP" (
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THE NINJAS master "DIRTY DEEDS" (
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