The Ironic Moustache: January 2007

Monday, January 22, 2007

Bleeker Bob's Catalog from 1979

"Music Teacher: Do you Steal?" (BMI, 1979)

From the October of 1979 issue of Music Journal the promo/member magazine of Broadcast Music, Inc. -- better known as BMI.

Filmstrip for only $82.00

Pop music in the 70s filmstrip from 1984. Notice Paul Stanley's make-up in the photo.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Cornslaw Industries Vanity recommends...

Following in the footsteps of other famous one-named raconteurs of popular culture such as Thicke and Dahmer,

Claypool
Shares his MAGIC from the Pulpit.

Out now on Cornslaw Industries Vanity.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Just Imported by Euro-Cornslaw Industries

A typical conversation concerning the newest import from Euro-Cornslaw Industries, ROBOT:

1st person: I hear you are a big music fan.
2nd person: Yup, sure am.
1st person: Then you must love ROBOT.
2nd person: Who?
1st person: Liar! Liar! This guy is a fuckin' liar!

Don't be a liar, if you claim to be a music fan, you must get ROBOT in order to avoid ugly scenes like this one.

Re-Released from Cornslaw Vanity

Due to popular demand for an additional word and the need for A) rounded corners and B) a consistency of design, COrnslaw Vanity is proud to announce the 12-hour anniversary edition of...

I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band REDUX.

Available again for the first time all over again as well from
Cornslaw Vanity.

Cornslaw Vanity presents...

The first release from Cornslaw Industries' new Vanity Imprint:
I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
by Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band

For fans of Up With People, factory noises, sunshine, &Slayer.
Look for the band on their "Midwestern Terror" tour.
"Check 'em out." (D. Lee Roth)

The second dope release from the new Vanity Imprint is the ground breaking:
Thas Rite
by MC Danny featuring Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band & The Cornslaw Doodlin' Oom-pah Ass-Star Players

For fans of all ages and with affinities for a variety of cultural entertainment. Request their first single, "Midwestern Terror," hourly.
"Poetic." (Y. Malmsteen)

Finally, it's time to get real with:
these sordid tales of unmentionable pleasures and intricate details

A magical journey through space, infinity, beyond, then back again in plenty of time to impress your friends with vast and infinite wisdoms of the afore mentioned magical journey..
"It induces spontaneous public gavottes."
(B.)

Party Pictures, No. 1

"Party, Party, Party" (Lamar Latrell)

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Philebrity

Most of us here at Cornslaw Industries were extremely excited about being noticed by Philebrity. Though we tried for several minutes to get the cat to share the excitement.

Thanks to Philebrity for recognizing that a pack rat and a scanner is a wonderful combination.

City Gardens Punk Cards