Monday, January 22, 2007
"Music Teacher: Do you Steal?" (BMI, 1979)
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Cornslaw Industries Vanity recommends...
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Just Imported by Euro-Cornslaw Industries
A typical conversation concerning the newest import from Euro-Cornslaw Industries, ROBOT:
1st person: I hear you are a big music fan.
2nd person: Yup, sure am.
1st person: Then you must love ROBOT.
2nd person: Who?
1st person: Liar! Liar! This guy is a fuckin' liar!
Don't be a liar, if you claim to be a music fan, you must get ROBOT in order to avoid ugly scenes like this one.
1st person: I hear you are a big music fan.
2nd person: Yup, sure am.
1st person: Then you must love ROBOT.
2nd person: Who?
1st person: Liar! Liar! This guy is a fuckin' liar!
Don't be a liar, if you claim to be a music fan, you must get ROBOT in order to avoid ugly scenes like this one.
Re-Released from Cornslaw Vanity
Due to popular demand for an additional word and the need for A) rounded corners and B) a consistency of design, COrnslaw Vanity is proud to announce the 12-hour anniversary edition of...
I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band REDUX.
Available again for the first time all over again as well from
Cornslaw Vanity.
I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band REDUX.
Available again for the first time all over again as well from
Cornslaw Vanity.
Cornslaw Vanity presents...
The first release from Cornslaw Industries' new Vanity Imprint:
I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
by Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band
For fans of Up With People, factory noises, sunshine, &Slayer.
Look for the band on their "Midwestern Terror" tour.
"Check 'em out." (D. Lee Roth)
The second dope release from the new Vanity Imprint is the ground breaking:
Thas Rite
by MC Danny featuring Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band & The Cornslaw Doodlin' Oom-pah Ass-Star Players
For fans of all ages and with affinities for a variety of cultural entertainment. Request their first single, "Midwestern Terror," hourly.
"Poetic." (Y. Malmsteen)
Finally, it's time to get real with:
these sordid tales of unmentionable pleasures and intricate details
A magical journey through space, infinity, beyond, then back again in plenty of time to impress your friends with vast and infinite wisdoms of the afore mentioned magical journey..
"It induces spontaneous public gavottes."
(B.)
I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
by Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band
For fans of Up With People, factory noises, sunshine, &Slayer.
Look for the band on their "Midwestern Terror" tour.
"Check 'em out." (D. Lee Roth)
The second dope release from the new Vanity Imprint is the ground breaking:
Thas Rite
by MC Danny featuring Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band & The Cornslaw Doodlin' Oom-pah Ass-Star Players
For fans of all ages and with affinities for a variety of cultural entertainment. Request their first single, "Midwestern Terror," hourly.
"Poetic." (Y. Malmsteen)
Finally, it's time to get real with:
these sordid tales of unmentionable pleasures and intricate details
A magical journey through space, infinity, beyond, then back again in plenty of time to impress your friends with vast and infinite wisdoms of the afore mentioned magical journey..
"It induces spontaneous public gavottes."
(B.)
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Philebrity
Most of us here at Cornslaw Industries were extremely excited about being noticed by Philebrity. Though we tried for several minutes to get the cat to share the excitement.
Thanks to Philebrity for recognizing that a pack rat and a scanner is a wonderful combination.
City Gardens Punk Cards
Thanks to Philebrity for recognizing that a pack rat and a scanner is a wonderful combination.
City Gardens Punk Cards
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Monday, January 01, 2007
Murphy's in Toledo
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