Saturday, January 20, 2007

Cornslaw Vanity presents...

The first release from Cornslaw Industries' new Vanity Imprint:
I believe it's time to feel happy again with...
by Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band

For fans of Up With People, factory noises, sunshine, &Slayer.
Look for the band on their "Midwestern Terror" tour.
"Check 'em out." (D. Lee Roth)



The second dope release from the new Vanity Imprint is the ground breaking:
Thas Rite
by MC Danny featuring Mark's Happy Birthday Funtime Family Band & The Cornslaw Doodlin' Oom-pah Ass-Star Players

For fans of all ages and with affinities for a variety of cultural entertainment. Request their first single, "Midwestern Terror," hourly.
"Poetic." (Y. Malmsteen)


Finally, it's time to get real with:
these sordid tales of unmentionable pleasures and intricate details

A magical journey through space, infinity, beyond, then back again in plenty of time to impress your friends with vast and infinite wisdoms of the afore mentioned magical journey..
"It induces spontaneous public gavottes."
(B.)