Who Am I Really?

While we here in the palatial offices of Cornslaw Industries' Ironic Moustache division have attempted to create and/or proclaim a general purpose for the blog over the past little while, we have tried to avoid the personal diary-like blog. Not for a general dislike, but because... well... because.
But, while blog surfing, the discovery of MyHeritage.com's strange cyber-tribution to society: Hey what celebrities does this picture suggest I look like.

Here are four attempts:

Photo number one: A self-shot passport photo:


Photo number two: goofy, summer, outside, afternoon drinking:


Photo number 3: Never a self-confidently photogenic person, the usual photo face:


Photo number 4: Off guard, all-chubbed-up and cold:


Gotta try with more photos...